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Homeless Demotivational Poster


I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


Just one goal -


TAGS: homeless dog man unconditional love
Rating: 4.97/5

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GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm
Old stuff, but the good stuff gets old. A good ol’ 5 goes here.


WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money




HOMELESSNESS - Sucks when your Death Star gets blowed up ...




PARADOX -


TAGS: homeless jedi
Rating: 4.31/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:14 pm
Let's all share together now...


GREED -




HELPLESS -




I WOULD TOTALLY - give him $20.




THE INVISIBLE MAN -


TAGS: homeless poem by flint
Rating: 4.17/5

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Cubbybear - October 9, 2010, 3:00 pm
No...it's Rhianna
Sound - October 9, 2010, 2:45 pm
beautiful, flint...is that Ronald McDonald?
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
they just described 75% of the moti-family
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:23 pm

lets drop the subject.
Gaviota - October 4, 2010, 9:20 pm
Only about 25% of the chronically homeless have some form of mental illness, but not severe enough to make them dangerous to themselves or others, or require institutionalization. The remainder have chemical dependency issues. That's the biggest problem
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 1:59 pm

i might be wrong gav nut i thought the majority of homeless people suffered from mental illness. i do understand that ignorance and apathy play a part in the remaining ones but are they the majority?
forseti - October 4, 2010, 3:22 am
Let's agree that this poster was made for the 10% homeless people that had immense misfortune in their lifes. It's great and the discussion belongs to politifake ;)
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 11:20 pm
You know what? I'm an a**hole, and I broke the rules. Nothing I wrote was funny. I attribute this to excess blood in my alcohol system, which I will now remedy with an infusion of Laphroaig. Sorry, everyone. Sore nerve. Won't happen again.
Feasibly - October 3, 2010, 8:08 pm
In Gaviota's defense, I have contemplated homelessness before. At the time I hated anything to do with being alive, till I discovered I REALLY like cheese!
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:54 pm
I think this is awesome. You never know what live has in store for us-- paycheque from paycheque, death, whatever. Although, I b**** and complain about life sometimes, I'm always glad for a roof over my head and food in my belly.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:46 pm
Y'all have a good day, and count your many blessings.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:45 pm
Still I keep trying. But I'm not going to apologize for being clear-eyed and clear-minded about it. And no, it's not "easy to fall into homelessness." Very infrequently do people become homeless without a long series of bad decisions behind them.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:42 pm
I've actually tried to help. I've actually washed them when they couldn't control their bodily funtions, cleaned up their vomit when the food upset their empty stomachs. And I see the same ones, over and over, refusing help, jobs, clothes, food.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
Sorry you don't like it. Sorry your heart bleeds. Sorry you'd rather be homeless than be me. Have you fed people in a homeless shelter, or bandaged them up in an ER? I have. I've listened to them scream for morphine, demerol, alcohol and cigarettes.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:34 pm
It may be harsh, but the facts are the facts, regardless of how emotional people feel. Everyone who wants help can get it. The truly pitiful are the mentally ill, but even they have rights, and if they want to live on the street, they can and will.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:31 pm
If you haven't worked with them, you don't know them. Over 90% of the chronically homeless are homeless by preference and by profession. In America, nobody who doesn't want to be stays homeless for long, regardless of the "homeless activist" propaganda.
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:30 pm
Gavi, how do you propose to get a job after loosing everything, the only clothes are those are on your back, no water to bathe, no way to not smell like the streets, no way to look presentable..yes I can see how someone "chooses" that... As to flint, 5L
rerun - October 3, 2010, 2:36 pm

I think we should be glad we are not homeless or Gaviota....I think being homeless would be preferable
flint - October 3, 2010, 2:14 pm
plenty end up homeless through no fault of their own, only through bad circumstances, if you have no home you can't get a job, you tar them all with the same brush, astounding view!
crankyhead - October 3, 2010, 2:13 pm
Gavi, homelessness can happen to anyone.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 1:58 pm
No. You DID choose this way. I could NOT easily be you anymore than you would attempt to succeed in being me. You demand charity, but you give none. You are offered jobs, but you refuse them. You enjoy being pitiful because it costs you no effort.


HOMESS PEOPLE - Why not have a little fun while helping them out ?




ANITA GOODHOME - Con Artist


TAGS: homeless
Rating: 4.39/5

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HOMELESS STORM TROOPERS - The Empire has truly failed them




LIFE - has been preparing me for the inevitable, because in the end we all die alone.


TAGS: homeless life death loneliness
Rating: 3.25/5

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ughomer - June 2, 2012, 6:18 am
Nice first poster, Disc.
rerun - June 1, 2012, 7:10 pm

No, thank you. It is posters like this that originally brought me to this site years ago. Keep them coming.
Discordia - June 1, 2012, 7:07 pm
Thank you.
rerun - June 1, 2012, 5:27 pm

perfectly depressing, 5L


PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!


TAGS: destitute poor homeless satellite dish satelite sattelite directtv soccer football
Rating: 3.55/5

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Mongo - February 25, 2010, 7:17 pm
Y'know, that looks like Pensacola, FL.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:03 am
Everyone should have the right to download pr** at high speed...everyone!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
Thanks, but I refuse to step on this one... I was rolling for hours over the door size. This is great as-is!
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 2:44 pm
AG- you have my permission to nick the pic and run with that! That was awesome!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
Hiding drugs and weapons for a warlord has it's priviledges.
Arrogant Knight - September 19, 2009, 11:08 am
5 from me, Jmac. :)
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:59 am
The only thing that could make this worse, is if you could see the 60" plasma hanging on the wall inside.
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Thanks H-, been following #6 on my new list.
Haarakkon - September 18, 2009, 10:25 pm
SCORE!!!! You're on a roll, jmac.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 7:15 pm
The 11' - 7' still has me busting up. 5 lions, and nothing on.
Jmac0585 - September 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
Well spotted AG-
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
Well done Jmac0585. 5L.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 6:42 pm
THAT is one seriously good dish salesman.


CREATIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE - Gotta give him credit.


TAGS: homeless sign dollar money creative creativity
Rating: 3.44/5

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ISG - September 8, 2009, 10:20 am
He'd prefer cash, though.


HONESTY -




VISION -


TAGS: goals success homeless
Rating: 4.61/5

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Sterrane - November 11, 2011, 3:46 pm
Is giving homeless people reconditioned laptops part of the new Obama-care program? LOL
Hawamleh - March 22, 2011, 4:31 pm
did you know that the first mcdonalds opened here in amman in the year 2000, yeah..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 3:10 pm
You don't even have a McDonalds to work at (or wash in their bathroom)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 3:09 pm
I think the ":P" at the end of his comment implies that he was joking....But I can see why you'd be annoyed Trash, you live in such a small, sad and pathetic town, you might as well be living on the street, And it's definitely colder for you.
TheTrashHeap - March 22, 2011, 2:51 pm
If you make money "through online" and yet are still homeless, might I suggest getting a real job? Anybody can work at Mcdonalds or dig ditches (provided they are sober).
lordbrett10 - March 22, 2011, 2:38 pm
I TAKE MAJOR OFFENSE TO THIS the only way i make money is though online and im homelss its rough and hard so u a**holes that make fun of us becasue we are unforunate in many cases f*** URSELVES :P thank you


DUMBLE DORF - life isnt the same now that hogwarts is closed


TAGS: wizard homeless
Rating: 3.07/5

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Zook - March 20, 2011, 4:02 pm
Dumbledore??


This Memorial Day -


TAGS: memorial day reality homeless veterans
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - May 26, 2013, 10:02 am

Powerful.


Journey Of A Lifetime -


TAGS: old man homeless lifetime hard acknowledge
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 28, 2016, 11:19 am
d*** infrastructure! Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:54 am
...with many a pothole, sinkhole, and washout! Good 1 Prissy!
MissPriss - May 18, 2016, 10:44 pm
Why thank you sir!
JesusWept - May 18, 2016, 1:31 pm
Brilliant!


PROGRESS - Embrace technology and the gifts it brings


TAGS: homeless
Rating: 4.13/5

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forseti - May 6, 2010, 6:44 pm
ROFL chef!
Chef - May 6, 2010, 4:26 pm
I'm Hobo Bob, and windows 7 was my idea!
pieman - May 6, 2010, 4:21 pm
Him and the guy with the shopping cart and the laptop should get together. 5 lazy bums


ROCK BOTTOM -




CHANGE - He Wasnt Asking For Any


TAGS: homeless
Rating: 2.08/5

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Gort - August 3, 2009, 8:15 pm
CHANGE - "He'll be getting it, and your bills too."


Homeless Teens -




THE GREATEST GENERATION -


TAGS: great depression homeless
Rating: 4.79/5

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lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

;>
lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

;>
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:08 pm
Great one!
GySgt1811a - February 24, 2012, 8:20 pm
Thank you.


EFFORTLESS -


TAGS: life homeless loss jobless
Rating: 4.46/5

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PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:13 am
Ooooh Nice! A new favorite 5L's


HONEY, WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM THAT MONEY? - He'll just buy booze with it.




NO MATTER - Who you are, or what you do,Crap happens. Deal with it.


TAGS: homeless sign funny happy face
Rating: 3.31/5

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Derek - June 10, 2010, 6:01 pm
I've tried this, people just give you square tins of Spam. Ha ha very funny guys.
motifake - June 10, 2010, 5:09 pm

Holy crap, ive been found! LOL


THE WINNER -




SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS -


TAGS: work appreciation job homeless
Rating: 5/5

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IceAngler - February 7, 2013, 1:01 pm
Sorry pal, gold digging is a ***ist sport.
Greybeard - October 19, 2012, 10:23 pm
LoL...Did you ever find a rich woman??
maoworks2 - October 19, 2012, 7:03 pm
Hay Who Took My Picture ?


A MANS' HOME - A mans' home is his castle only when he has enough boxes to finish the project.


TAGS: homeless sayings men
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - July 23, 2012, 1:56 pm
Thanks space!
spacedog - July 22, 2012, 10:41 am
Nice one Miss P.


BEING BROKE - is not the same as being broken


TAGS: homeless happy
Rating: 4.82/5

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ughomer - February 27, 2013, 11:36 pm
holy batman!
GaryO - February 27, 2013, 8:17 pm
Yer BACK! and you kept the fire! So good to see yer happy heart, moly. Cheers to that
Reality Lord - February 27, 2013, 4:39 pm

aaaaaaaand he's back! yay!


HOMELESS - The choice is seldom theirs alone to make.




NO CHANGE? -




HOME IS JUST AN ADDRESS - I had one filled with worries, troubles and woes. Now it's just an empty space with 4 walls.


TAGS: family home homeless emptyspace fourwalls
Rating: 4.53/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:41 am
Thanks?
forseti - May 7, 2012, 9:32 am
di5mal! :/
maoworks2 - May 7, 2012, 8:29 am
Nice.


HOMELESS.. -




MCDUMPSTER -


TAGS: mcdonalds slogans ads golden arches tth homeless
Rating: 4.07/5

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TheTrashHeap - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
To clarify this one, there are 10 McDonald's slogans in this poster ranging over 50 yrs.


Dog Bless! -


TAGS: homeless dyslexic
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:58 pm
Live Fs
Greybeard - May 14, 2014, 3:01 am
Ha Ha Ha. Great. Loin5s
ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:04 pm
6 Lions (they don't get any better than this one!)


The Stone Pillow -


TAGS: homelessness veteran journey homeless
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - March 19, 2014, 3:05 am
Relax, Chip N' Dale...You're BOTH great Motifakers...
Greybeard - March 18, 2014, 1:09 am
Thank you. They pale in comparison to yours though.
Sho - March 17, 2014, 12:28 pm
These are very good. 5L


Money For Nothing -


TAGS: job unemployment work homeless
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:05 pm
Thank you for the great rating.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 5:15 pm
Fats...what a timeless quote! 5L


Bad Deal -




Homeless throughout History -




True Desolation -


TAGS: poverty homeless hunger veteran usa
Rating: 4.9/5

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Greybeard - October 4, 2014, 7:57 am
U2 has some awesome lyrics :)
Reality Lord - October 4, 2014, 7:27 am

frickin wow


Homeless -




Dear Mr. President -




HUNGER STRIKES -


TAGS: may challenge hunger strikes homeless
Rating: 4.65/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 7:35 pm
Sad but true.
PhxDebbie - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am
This is awesome 5L
rerun - May 17, 2010, 8:36 am

true demotivator. 5 unhappy meals
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 8:34 am
Yep. 5L


WHAT IS THE USE - Of A House If You Don't Have A Tolerable Planet To Put It On?


TAGS: homeless house tolerance planet
Rating: 4.64/5

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mommakaboom - October 2, 2012, 10:46 pm
Thank you...
ughomer - October 2, 2012, 3:27 pm
5L, momma. Great!
Reality Lord - October 1, 2012, 1:02 pm

and again...very nice. 5L


HIS DREAMS LIE STREWN - like broken glass, which we would avoid as readily as we do his pleas.


TAGS: homeless dreams
Rating: 4.61/5

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pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:07 am
I was never into Pink Floyd. I'm just weird that way, I guess.
CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012, 3:52 am
Oops, Oh = On
CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012, 12:27 am
Oh The Turning Away by Pink Floyd goes well with this


CONSENSUS -


TAGS: forgotten people census homeless love
Rating: 4.59/5

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pieman - July 11, 2010, 10:04 pm
It has been the best year of her life. 5L


MODERN TIMES -


TAGS: homeless
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:13 pm
Are you propositioning homeless guys again, RL?
pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 6:06 pm
awesome. 5L's
LogicDude - November 3, 2010, 5:23 pm
d***...now THAT is demotivating! "Brother can you spare 5 Lions?"
tellitlikeitis - November 3, 2010, 4:15 pm
Love this. Many people are just a few paycheques away from becoming homeless (if they don't have family--and even if they do). 5'ers for this one RL.


homeless teens -


TAGS: homeless teens drugs alcohol
Rating: 4.5/5

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motifayk - May 13, 2014, 6:31 am
I suppose it applies to every part of the world. In the east, Islam encourages charity to Muslims and Zen, Buddhist and Hindu monks provide a lot of free food and money. There is no justification for begging, anywhere in the world.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 23, 2013, 11:23 pm
Thanks, Gary. I couldn't have said it better myself.
GaryO - December 23, 2013, 4:30 pm
There’s work, there’s food, there’s clothing, there’s shelter, there’s programs….but there’s also free money…and it rather pisses me off, because that negates the desire to work for it.
GaryO - December 23, 2013, 4:29 pm
Here, in North America, there is no good reason to beg. None. Period. Vet or teen. The volunteer group I’m with throws away hundreds of lbs of food……every week. Jobs in my area are going unfilled.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 22, 2013, 7:52 pm
I had a heart once, then it was repoed by my HMO. And my Motifakes are the end results :-D Glad you liked.
premiumgrade - December 22, 2013, 6:18 pm
Sure can. I'm so glad I don't have a heart.
maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 8:42 am
WEll That Sounds Just About Right.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 22, 2013, 3:58 am
And if you're homeless and you're reading this . . . . on your iPad our smartphone . . . . you need to get your priorities straight.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 22, 2013, 3:56 am
I wasn't referring to those who are homeless like veterans. This is in blatant reference to teenagers.
EmilioDumphque - December 22, 2013, 1:40 am
Demon001 is right. There are plenty of homeless out there that don't have drug habits. Plenty who are homeless through no fault of their own.
demon001 - December 22, 2013, 1:16 am
Cynicism can eat at your heart 'til there's nothing left.


THE AMERICAN DREAM IS A LOTTERY TICKET AWAY -




BUM ON THE RUN - The Newest In Mobile Homes For The Homeless


TAGS: bum bench homeless
Rating: 4.05/5

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Chompers - January 28, 2010, 8:42 pm
5 New Houses


CONTENTMENT -


TAGS: homeless man stick cup equals appeased treat every little thing in life like a bonus prize
Rating: 3/5

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Bartimaeus - October 4, 2009, 3:10 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 8:32 pm
Excellent. 5L
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 8:28 pm
Bart, very nice.


TRUE THANKFULLNESS - Homeless and hungry or not if you serve me canned cran-berry sauce, YOU"LL BE WEARING IT!!


TAGS: thanksgiving soup kitchen homeless
Rating: 2.88/5

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union - February 10, 2010, 11:21 am
It's spelled thankfulllllness.


HOMELESS JOHN -




HOMELESS PEOPLE - Life suck but life sucks more for these people GO HOMELESS PEOPLE




ENDLESS -


TAGS: hopeless homeless friendless endless hoover
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 24, 2015, 1:52 am

Thanks, Priss. Sitting around with time on my hands, so I am here a little more. One more surgery soon, so looks like I'll be around even more.
MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 12:37 am
5L...too true but a 5L'er none-the-less :) I know I haven't been around often of late so glad to see your still puttin' out. Great posters. C'mon guys really?


DIGNITY -


TAGS: dignity homeless woman
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 1, 2015, 11:14 am

Thanks, everyone.
concern3 - October 1, 2015, 6:28 am
this made me sad but it's a 5er
GaryO - October 1, 2015, 5:55 am
Vernon, this is grand. I'll come sit by ya, but just keep yer hands to yerself.
Sho - September 30, 2015, 11:47 pm
oh this is beautiful


The true measure of a man -


TAGS: the true measure of a man helping the homeless samuel johnson
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:19 pm
The man with the brown snoot... provides an equal and opposite measure. 5L


HOPE -


TAGS: upward hope sign homeless
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - October 2, 2015, 5:44 am
Nice - here's to good luck in your eye


BUMSICLE -


TAGS: frozen homeless cooking snow neglect
Rating: 5/5

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Zeul - January 10, 2017, 7:01 pm
Wait a minute ... I resemble that picture this time of year!?!?


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